Over the years, I have been able to come across so many neat and handy home remedies for those little things that ail us. For instance, did you know that anise tea is wonderful at getting rid of a persistent cough (coriander seed tea works just as well and can be found in just about everyone's spice rack). Or that fish oil is good at calming the nerves and getting rid of a fever blister? My problem is that by the time one of these little remedies are needed, I've usually forgotten all about them because of the lapse in time.
Luckily today was NOT one of those days.
I was in the kitchen finishing up the lunch dishes when Mr. Cook came screaming into the house doing the hockey pokey dance. Sure enough, he had been walking outside in our clover rich lawn and just so happened to step on a bee. Well, you know how bees take to being stepped on. In retaliation, it stung the heck out of his foot (giving up her life in the process) and left me with a problem that I had to respond to with break neck speed and control. Where did I go?
Not to the medicine cabinet or refrigerator for that box of baking soda. Nope. This time I headed right back out to the lawn.
You read it. Our weed infested lawn had the perfect anecdote. Plantain. This broad leaf weed usually grows wherever it can find a piece of dirt to plant itself. Notice it between the clover?
Here's what I did. I grabbed a few of the leaves, brought them inside and washed them. Then stuck them into my mouth and started to chew them up (don't get too grossed out here... it actually doesn't taste that bad). Then I had Mr. Cook sit down while I took out the chewed up glob of plantain and put it directly onto the bee sting site.
Mr. Cook didn't seem to mind that I was putting this concoction on his foot (either he trusts me enough or he was in too much pain to care). I sat there trying to calm him down, wipe away his tears, reassure him that he was going to survive, and in five minutes flat (yes, I timed it) the tears stopped.
It was all over. Good to go. Ready to play once again.
Of course I didn't come up with this little bit of knowledge all by myself. A few months ago, I just so happened to see another father use this very same technique on his own crying son and amazingly, it had the exact results.
So there you have it. Another reason not to get out the weed in feed come fall. Well, maybe if I had, there wouldn't be the clover- which draws the bees in the first place.
Ah, well.
Indeed.